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David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Posh asks him why hes celebrating. He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days." Apparently, when Peter Beardsley was born he was such an ugly baby that his parents didn't know whether to put him in a carry cot or a cage! When Zidane couldn't order an Egg McMuffin from McDonald's because it was 10:35am, he headbutted the store so hard it became a Wendy's! Q: Why do they call Bobby Robson hitler? A: Because he cant win in europe either. They once made a Zidane toilet paper, but there was a problem - It wouldn't take shit from anybody. Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common? A: They've both been screwed by David Beckham. You could either bend the ball like David beckham or Butt it like Zinedine Zidane !!! Why do Geordie Supporters have Moustaches? A: So they can look like their Mothers. |
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